i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Real men don’t talk about their sexual conquests or call a woman out of her name. My father once told me “No matter if a woman is a sinner or a saint when you lay with her you become her equal. So no matter what you feel about them, it’s also a reflection of yourself.
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
or facebook(seriously they were interested in buying it)
after I heard this I just wanted to hug yahoo so badly I mean imagine facebook buying tumblr
NO DON’T
JUST DON’T
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be fucking swedish.
